Aphorisms #9-#15

More aphorisms from my .sig file:

9. Ankh if you love Ra.

10. Apple doesn't have many motivational speakers because, think about it: There is no I in iPad!???

11. If the system is such that good enough isn't good enough, then the system may not be robust enough.

12. It was predestined and foreordained that I would have presbyopia.

13. Reality is what happens whether you believe it will or not.

14. Some look at the dependent variable and ask y? I look at its initial value and say y₀?

15. There's the lost Taoist episode where Kirk does nothing, but the computer, knowing that Kirk destroys computers with illogic, senses that Kirk's inaction is paradoxical and then explodes.

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Pun rooted in the archaic

The Gaffer was down at the pub having a pint or two and expostulating on Russell's Paradox:

Ah, the class of all classes that aren't members of themselves. That's a right, proper class, that is.

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A bad pun

Consider a philosophy department where several professors study ennui: would it be appropriate to call their group a meh lab?

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